We're in the Florida Keys...feeding the iguanas off our back porch Cheetos and they 🧡 Cheetos. We decided we should name the main one (because it wouldn't go away!) and I said, "I feel like its name is obvious {meaning Cheeto}."

And you run to the side of the porch and say, "Obvious! Come here!"

Char just got a bunny gummy stuck up her nose. And then she wanted to eat it when it came out. 🐰👃🏻🤮🙅🏼‍♀️

"Is it bad to eat your boogers after you brush your teeth?"

At least you're concerned about dental hygiene.

Yesterday we're talking about why you spit on Callen and I'm like, "Charlotte, what about the hearts on your hands? Did they not help remind you to be nice?" And you say, "Mom, I didn't see my hands because I didn't use them to spit on him. I used my mouth."

Oi vey. 🤦🏼‍♀️

"Who are those naked people?"
Me: 😳
She turns out to be "reading" a Bible...Adam & Eve

Me: Charlotte, what are you going to be when you grow up?

Charlotte: I'm not going to grow up.

Me: Ok. You're just going to stay a little girl?

Charlotte: Yes, I just want to stay a little girl. (pause) I don't want to grow up because I'm afraid it's going to hurt to pop out a baby.

Me: "I heard you got to say your favorite thing at school and you picked a microphone."

Charlotte: "Yeah, I probably should have said baby Jesus but I really like microphones." 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😇