Christmas Day, as you get frustrated because the door won't open.

You: "Dammit!" 😳

I asked Charlotte what commitment she was going to make. She told me that Carlisle had hit someone yesterday so she (Charlotte) was going to choose kind hands. I suggested that she choose listening ears since the teacher had said she could work on that. She told me no that she did not want to do listening ears because she wasn't very good at that.

You've been wearing swim goggles everywhere and you told me last night as you crawled into bed with them on, "These are my sleeping eyebrows. They keep my eyes from getting cold!"

How was Sunday school?

"We saw 2 lizards, a vampire and rats. It was the worst day ever."

How was Sunday school?

"We saw 2 lizards, a vampire and rats. It was the worst day ever."

"you're the best mother Jesus made!"

You melt me. ❤️