You were a prayer helper in chapel today at St. John's, and your precious little voice said, "Thank you for my mommy and my daddy." Love you so, sweet Charlotte. ❤️

Charlotte, you need to be sure to listen to your teachers because you can be a little rambunctious.

Charlotte: I don't control that, God does.

"Mommy, can you get the bacon out of my leaves?"
{eating spinach salad}

We're in the Florida Keys...feeding the iguanas off our back porch Cheetos and they 🧡 Cheetos. We decided we should name the main one (because it wouldn't go away!) and I said, "I feel like its name is obvious {meaning Cheeto}."

And you run to the side of the porch and say, "Obvious! Come here!"

Char just got a bunny gummy stuck up her nose. And then she wanted to eat it when it came out. 🐰👃🏻🤮🙅🏼‍♀️

"Is it bad to eat your boogers after you brush your teeth?"

At least you're concerned about dental hygiene.

Yesterday we're talking about why you spit on Callen and I'm like, "Charlotte, what about the hearts on your hands? Did they not help remind you to be nice?" And you say, "Mom, I didn't see my hands because I didn't use them to spit on him. I used my mouth."

Oi vey. 🤦🏼‍♀️