"Who are those naked people?"
Me: 😳
She turns out to be "reading" a Bible...Adam & Eve

Me: Charlotte, what are you going to be when you grow up?

Charlotte: I'm not going to grow up.

Me: Ok. You're just going to stay a little girl?

Charlotte: Yes, I just want to stay a little girl. (pause) I don't want to grow up because I'm afraid it's going to hurt to pop out a baby.

Me: "I heard you got to say your favorite thing at school and you picked a microphone."

Charlotte: "Yeah, I probably should have said baby Jesus but I really like microphones." 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😇

Recently, you've also thrown your hands in exasperation and said, "This is just crap!" when we told you to put up your iPad. 😳

Quote of the day:
Maybe when we get in trouble and stuff, it's because God loses powers for a little bit.
Char

Christmas Day, as you get frustrated because the door won't open.

You: "Dammit!" 😳

I asked Charlotte what commitment she was going to make. She told me that Carlisle had hit someone yesterday so she (Charlotte) was going to choose kind hands. I suggested that she choose listening ears since the teacher had said she could work on that. She told me no that she did not want to do listening ears because she wasn't very good at that.